Cat got your....yarn?

Love the random, proper grammar optional

10.18.2005

Man, I find some useless stuff on the internet.

A fun quiz:
It 's comforting to say that 'practice makes perfect'....
You are 'Gregg shorthand'. Originally designed to
enable people to write faster, it is also very
useful for writing things which one does not
want other people to read, inasmuch as almost
no one knows shorthand any more.
You know how important it is to do things
efficiently and on time. You also value your
privacy, and (unlike some people) you do not
pretend to be friends with just everyone; that
would be ridiculous. When you do make friends,
you take them seriously, and faithfully keep
what they confide in you to yourself.
Unfortunately, the work which you do (which is
very important, of course) sometimes keeps you
away from social activities, and you are often
lonely. Your problem is that Gregg shorthand
has been obsolete for a long time.

What obsolete skill are you?
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10.12.2005

Yay.

So, I came across this interesting waste of time today. To play along you must google "Yourname needs" and record the first ten answers... Some of mine are pretty fun.

1. Kristen Needs a New Connection Petition
hehe, apparently it is a petition for "kristen's mom"-who ever she is, to get a faster internet connection so that Kristen can talk faster with her friends...
2. Kristen needs book money for class but has no skills besides fucking PIX.... oh goodness.
This Kristen clicked on the link because "PIX" was the .... of the description. Good thing the PIX didn't come up right away.
3. Kristen's Medical needs are many. Yeah, like she needs serious help. hehe.
4. Kristen had been labeled Special Needs by the public school she attended. Wow, the things you learn.
5. Kristen needs to stop playing games with guys. If you say so...
6. Kristin needs to be slapped for that brochure and Tana needs to be slapped for not looking over the draft.
Good thing that's spelled different... I don't want to be slapped.
7. Kristen needs an angle for her story since Greenville is not coming upwith anything.
What kind of angle? Obtuse?
8. Kristen needs a blood transfusion. I'm O Positive, anyone?
9. I check email, print out anything Kristen needs to read and put it in an email folder.
That is very nice.
10. Kristen needs to learn to pay more attention in class. That's not very nice.

Well, I'm out for now. More later.